Our design process is revolutionary
Using our proprietary Genome Projection™ and unilateral fill processes, we are able to sequence 5 billion markers per second in our construction fabrication process.
About Us
Our team of biologists work in harmony with our artist partners to create works of art that previously were thought to be impossible.
- Deliverables always on-time.†
- 99.999%(§) of our custom genomes are open source.
- Ethical* development process.
We strive for perfection. All of our species creations will meet your design criteria and will be developed on time† and under budget‡.
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01 Genome Projection™
Using our patented Genome Projection™ process, we are able to extrapolate the required genetic sequence to acheive the desired biological structures.
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02 Synthesis
With our state-of-the-art subatomic synthetic material incorporation lab, we're able to deliver every atom to their desired positions.
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03 Sales
If this project is for public release, we will work with you to market your species to the desired target audiences.
Statistical Success via VR Simulations
We test each of our products on a live audience of willing test subjects* to determine the project efficacy.
Trait Selection 100%
Mental Capacity2.7T Neurons
Life Expectancy 100+ Years
Metabolic Optimization 95%
Services
With our team of highly specialized biomedical staff, we're able to accomplish just about anything imaginable.
Bio Engineering
We will write the specification sheets for the product organism to comply with federal regulations and global code requirements.
Bio Validation
All organic products undergo a rigorous set of tests to ensure they meet the target performance envelopes.
Bio Diversity
At Helical labs, we believe in bio-diversity. All subjects are made with the option of neuron imaging or natural growth processes to ensure a target mental capacity for integration with society.
Try our Products
For a small fee, you may be eligible for a testing sample of one of our existing products within a virtualized environment.
Portfolio
Some of our world-leading products are running about in the world currently!
- All
- Drox
- Freakhound
- Fluffer
Team
Each of our team members is a highly trained professional in their field. They each understand their craft at a deep fundamental level to achieve success.
Dr. Jozy Cabbot
Chief Executive OfficerFounding Helical labs back in 2019, Jozy strives to make the impossible a reality. Specializing in the realm of VR development, Jozy has commited his life to perfecting the impossible.
Dr. Walter White
Chief ChemistAfter winning two nobel prizes back to back, Walter wanted a third and has joined our team in 2020. He has moved on from his previous involvements after he was granted amnesty.
Dr. Cave Johnson
Chief Financial OfficerCave has managed to secure Helical Labs trillions of dollars in federal grants. After the Aperture Science acquisition, Cave was eager to continue his research at Helical.
Dr. Caroline Johnson
Chief BiologistAfter having her conciousness transferred into our neural network, Caroline has been the backbone of our company. Our biological success comes from Caroline.
Dr. Gordon Freeman
Chief Theoretical PhysicistAfter the near-miss of a potential resonance cascade, Dr. Freeman decided to join our team to change direction in his career. Gordon gets things done.
Dr. Morgan Freeman
Chief Cool GuyPeople kept calling Gordon Morgan. So we hired Morgan, and gave him a medical degree. He's a cool guy to have around. We like Morgan.
Pricing
We offer a wide variety of product options to fit your budget.
VR Demo
$35one time
- Visualize the product in virtual space
- Yours to keep forever
- Ability to modify product
- No physical copy
- No reticulating splines
Enterprise Plan
$150,000per year
- Personal design assistant
- 24/7 lab support specialist
- Rapid prototyping
- Biological demonstrations
- Reticulated splines
Government Plan
$4,500,000per quarter
- Socio-economic impact analysis
- Species propogration plan
- Environmental impact monitoring
- Emergency Management System (EMS)
- Law implementation guidance
Frequently Asked Questions
We understand you may have many questions. We are here to try to answer them to the best of our ability.
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Are your creations bound to the same laws as humans?
A licensed product made by our enterprise customers are subject to the same laws that govern us. Governmental agencies that contract our services may implement new laws for their created species. Please check your local laws regarding inter-species interactions.
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What is the life expectancy of your products?
Since this is a new technology, we cannot say for certain. However, based on biological studies done on existing products, it is projected that they will outlast us with a minumum projected life expectancy of 100 years.
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How is my creation conceived?
There are several options for bringing your creation into reality. The most popular option is done via our patented and proprietry accelerated life-projection technology. You can elect to pre-load a species with known fundamental and specific skills and give them a starting point in life.
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What is being done to prevent another Freakhound incident?
Understandably, our investors had second thoughts after the most recent incident. New projection protocols have been devised to better control the introduction of information to our products.
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Is this actually for real?
This is totally 100% legit. We promise*†‡
Contact
If you are interested in a real-life demonstration, please contact our sales team for more information.